Last nights game...

Well the game last night was insane!

We didn't win by a lot.

It was an upset but now we have lots to work on next week at practice...

We are now 3-2

Why we like children

I recieved and email from a friend and thought I would share with all of you as well!!
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1. NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2. OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3. KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4. MORE NUDITY: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?

5. POLICE # 1: While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

6. POLICE # 2: It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7. ELDERLY: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8. DRESS-UP: A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9. DEATH: While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

10. SCHOOL: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

11. BIBLE: A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?'

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'


NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT.

The big card

Josh wasn't having such a great day the other day so I made him this card.

Front:

Inside left:

Inside right:

Back:

Of course its a hallmark card!!! It shows that I care!!

The drive...

I promised a friend that I would take some pictures of our way to and from work... so here they are..

The following two are on the way to work.


The last three are on the way home from work and we still haven't left town.

CHEESECAKE IS GOOD!!!

I made a cheesecake the other weekend and it turned out wonderful.

I didn't realize how much I actually liked it until we went to the Outback and had a piece of cheesecake for dessert...

If you want the recipe just let me know and I can get it to you.

Softball update!!!

Well, We won our game last night!!

The score ended up being 15 - 10.

Our season is now 3 and 1. YAY!!!

Happy Anniversary Hun!!

Well today we have been married for 3 years.

It sure doesn't feel like it's been three years since we exchanged our vows.

I love you hun and hope you have a great day!

Yesterday...

Yesterday was so nice... I just had to say hello...

We finally had a chance to get the softball team together again and throw the ball around. I tell you what for not being able to practice or have games for about 3 weeks we didn't have a half bad practice. At the end of it I was pleased.

I sure hope the weather stays nice so that we will be able to have a game this Wednesday!!!

Happy Father's Day

A day late but still the thought is there.

How interesting!!

What about you??

Joke of the day!!!

Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Who let the dogs out.

Our friend Ali had this on her blog and I thought that I would share it with all of you as well...
I thought it was HILARIOUS!!!

Rain Rain GO AWAY!!!

Well on a normal day I would enjoy the fact that it is raining, BUT this is rediculous. It has been raining all week. The only day this week that it didn't rain, so far, was on Thursday. This is too much!!!

Really Funny!!!

I saw this video a long time ago and thought that I would share it with all of you!



Now doesn't that make your day a little better?

Very True!

Even though I don't drink I found this very true and funny! Conrad sent this to us in an e-mail and I just thought that I would share it with all of you!

Being sick sucks!!

We both got hit with a case of food poisoning the other night and I didnt have much to post about so I saw Skeeer laying on Josh and decided to take a picture..She is such a cutie!!!

the shed...dum dum dum

I only got two pictures of them moving it because I wasn't there while they were moving it the whole time or else I am sure I would have gotten some pretty good shots!
I went outside one day and noticed that Skeeter was in a different place then normal...
So I ran inside and grabbed the camera. She unfortunately got off and followed me in the house. I just needed to be patient and wait a little and she was back on it. She really likes to sit on the roof.

Helena

We went to Helena this past weekend for Elexis' first birthday.

We got there Saturday and spent it with Conrad and Ali. We went to a couple antique stores and I captured this photo of Josh trying on some antique jewelry..

The rest of the weekend was spent at his parents house..
This is what I made for her.

We played a little Croquet.

There was some brother/sister loves going on.

Had some family time.

and, of course, we had some birthday cake..